Mam nadzieję, że tego jeszcze nie było:
Orky Translater!
Jest to narzędzie tłumaczące tekst z angielskiego na orkowy.
Oto przykład - przemówienie George'a Busha!
Najpierw po angielsku:
As President, my most solemn responsibility is to keep the American people safe. So on my orders, good men and women are now fighting the terrorists on the front lines in Iraq. I've given our troops in Iraq clear objectives. And as they risk their lives to achieve these objectives, they need to know they have the unwavering support from the Commander-in-Chief, and they do. And they need the enemy to know that America is not going to back down. So when I speak to the American people about Iraq, I often emphasize the importance of maintaining our resolve and meeting our objectives.
A teraz po orkowemu (czyli w języku, który dużo bardziej tu pasuje):
As Bigg, bigg boss, mi most solemn responsibility iz ter keep da American uumies safe. Oww, da bigg wurdz make mi 'ed 'urt! So on mi ordaz, gud men an wimmen are nows scrappin da terrorists on da front linz in Iraq. Me've givun our ladz in Iraq cliir objectivz. An as they risk their livz ter achieve theyz objectivz, they need ter know they ab da unwaverin' support from da Commander-in-chief, an they du. Oww, da bigg wurdz make mi 'ed 'urt! An they need da enemy ter know dat America iz nub goin' ter back down. So wen meeb speak ter da American uumies ubbout Iraq, meeb oftun emfasize da big deel o' maintainin' our resolve an meetin' our objectivz.
A teraz trochę lżejszych przykładów - przetłumaczmy parę tytułów filmów. Oryginałów nie podaję, większość powinna być oczywista, a reszta to zagadka:
Taxi Driva
Apocalypse Nows
Conan da Barbarun
Da Godfavva
Lord o' da Rings: Fellowship o' da Ring, Twuu Towaz, Return o' da Bigg, bigg boss
'Arry Podda an da Orda o' da Fenix
Star Wars: Da Fantom Manace, Dakka o' da Clonz, Revenge o' da Sid, A Nyoo 'Ope, Empire Strikz Back, Return o' da Jedi
Da Shawshank Redempshun
Pulp Ficshun
Indiana Jonz: Raidaz o' da Lost Ark, Tempul o' Doom, Last Crusade
Da Silenns o' da Lambs
Scrap Klub
Reqwiem fer a Dream
Reservoir Doggies
Da Sixd Sense
Da Dea 'Unter
Da Grapz o' Wrad
Neva Endin' Stoary
Na koniec parę starych, dobrych, orkowych hitów:
PINK FLOYD - Anodder Brikk in da Wall
DIRE STRAITS - Brudurz in Arms
LED ZEPPELIN - Stairway ter 'Eaven
QWEEN - Bohemun Rhapsody
U2 - Wun
DEEP PURPLE - Sprog in Time
METALLICA - Nuffin Else Maddaz
DA DOORS - Ridaz on da Storm
SHOOTAZ N' ROSZ - Novemba Rain
DA ANIMALS - Da 'Owse o' da Risin' Sun
POLICE - Ebry Bread Ya Take
RED 'OT CHILI PEPPAZ - Unda da Bridge
SOUNDGARDUN - Blak 'Ole Sun
STIN' - Fields o' Shinaz
NITEWISH - Wishmasta
BLAK SABBAD - Waa Pigs
SCOOTA - Zogg Da Millenyum
BODY COUNT - KKK Slag
PARADIZ LOST - Furreva Failur
MODERN CHATTERIN' - Jet Airlina
DEAD KAN DANZ - Da Spida Stratagem