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THE LORD OF THE RINGS
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RINGGandalf
Bilbo Baggins
Elrond
Boromir
Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring.
Frodo
No.
Boromir
What have I done? [dies]
THE END
THE TWO TOWERS
THE END
THE RETURN OF THE KING
Aragorn
We must travel the Paths of the Dead.
Eowyn
You'll die. [They don't.]
Gandalf
The Hordes of Mordor will destroy Minis Tirith. [They don't.]
Gandalf
We must attack Mordor. We'll all be killed. [They aren't.]
Gollum
Mmmm, yummy finger! [dies]
Frodo
The Ring has been destroyed, but now we will die in Mordor.
Sam
Buck up, Master Frodo.
[A bunch of feathered DEUS EX MACHINAS come out of NOWHERE and save EVERYBODY.]
THE END
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